Friend of the month

So before you say anything (even though I can’t hear it) I just want to say I know that I am WAAAY behind…but then you can’t REALLY blame me. …too much!! 😀 If you only knew…and that is all I am going to say. So for all of you that have no idea what I just said or what I am talking about…we are now moving on!! 😀 (See…I knew you would be excited)

So seeing as I have July, August, September, October, and November’s friend-of-the-month…um…I don’t know what to say! Hmmm… Ok I have most of those friends picked out and will try to have them up on the blog within the next week…so…please bear with me! 😀

Thanks for your understanding and cooperation!! 😀

~HonduranChikka

Ok…to begin this post you all need to know something! 😀 I LOVE KIDS! 😀 I mean really love them…sometimes I think I regret loving them so much like when I end up short on help in my S.S. class, or am asked to keep the kids at home while my parents go out on a date night! *wink* Those kind of moments make me want to reconsider…but I don’t! 😀 I still LOOOOOOOVE kids! So, occasionally there will be those moments when really they are just too cute for the own good.

Like when Lydia was caught sneaking candies from Mom’s room…so she ran into the living room, threw herself on the couch, and covered her head with a pillow. Mom proceeded to ask her: “Lydia, why did you eat the candy?” Amid the sniffles her response came: “Mom, I was hungry!” BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Mom is supposed to be getting her in trouble for eating the candies right, but she turns around and starts shaking with laughter, albeit silent laughter! (Fortunately Lydia still had her head under the pillow) 😀

Then just today we set down to breakfast and Nathaniel proceeded to go on and on about the dog that my cousins just got. After listening to Nathaniel for a minute, Josiah turned to him and said, “Hey, bubby, what brand was the dog??” RFLOL

Sometimes kids are just too cute! 😀 That’s one of the reasons I guess that I still love them! 😀

~HonduranChikka

Never include these in your high-school paper…(or any other paper for that matter)

The following originally appeared as winners of a
“Worst Analogies ever written in a High School Essay Contest”
in the Washington Post Style Invitational”

  • He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.
    Joseph Romm, Washington
  • She caught your eye like one of those pointy hook latches that used to dangle from screen doors and would fly up whenever you banged the door open again.
    Rich Murphy, Fairfax Station
  • The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn’t.
    Russell Beland, Springfield
  • McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty Bag filled with vegetable soup.
    Paul Sabourin, Silver Spring
  • From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you’re on vacation in another city and “Jeopardy” comes on at 7 p.m. instead of 7:30.
    Roy Ashley, Washington
  • Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze.
    Chuck Smith, Woodbridge
  • Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.
    Russell Beland, Springfield
  • Bob was as perplexed as a hacker who means to access T:flw.quid55328.com\aaakk/ch@ung but gets T:\flw.quidaaakk/ch@ung by mistake
    Ken Krattenmaker, Landover Hills
  • Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
    Unknown
  • He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree.
    Jack Bross, Chevy Chase
  • The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease.
    Gary F. Hevel, Silver Spring
  • Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like “Second Tall Man.”
    Russell Beland, Springfield
  • Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.
    Jennifer Hart, Arlington
  • The politician was gone but unnoticed, like the period after the Dr. on a Dr Pepper can.
    Wayne Goode, Madison, Ala.
  • They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences that resembled Nancy Kerrigan’s teeth
    Paul Kocak, Syracuse, N.Y.
  • John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.
    Russell Beland, Springfield
  • The thunder was ominous-sounding, much like the sound of a thin sheet of metal being shaken backstage during the storm scene in a play.
    Barbara Fetherolf, Alexandria
  • His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free
    Chuck Smith, Woodbridge
  • The red brick wall was the color of a brick-red Crayola crayon.
    Unknown

Seeing as this list can be found all over the internet on a variety of different websites, I don’t think it is really important that I say where I got this. But out of respect for whoevers website this is I will make sure to post the website address. When I read this I took into laughing really hard! I mean…how can you be that bad. If you used one of these welll….umm…bless your little heart. (Because…btw…you can say anything about anybody as long as you say bless their little hearts afterwords and I quote Bro. Tim Joiner on that! LOL  So anything you were going to say…say it to him!! 😀 LOL)

Well…until next time my bloggie friends…